Hanging Lightbulbs

ep-image2-1Being the finest handyman service in Santa Barbara county means we get around a lot. That means seeing many different houses and you never quite know what you are going to find in a home. Some are more dynamic than others and some you can feel that something is just not right. If you feel like something is just not right in your home, give us a call at ARC Handyman Services. We specialize in repairing and maintaining pretty much every part of your home, from plumbing and electrical (not at the same time of course) to interior painting and building shelves in the garage. We like to think of ourselves as a step above the typical handyman service by ensuring that every job is done and done right the first time.    

Angry Ghost

Have you ever heard a faint drip in the middle of the night? The “tink” every so often that slowly drives you insane with the noise? You may have a leak in your sink, or a poltergeist, we can determine if you have a leak in your sink and we can fix it. A poltergeist, however, takes more than this handyman can repair and you are on your own. If it is an angry spirit it may have thrown things at you or family members and possibly damaged the drywall. That, we can help you with. We can repair and paint drywall in any room the angry ghost resides. On the ghost hunting shows the “paranormal investigators” keep the lights off most of the time and search around for ghosts that you can’t see in the daylight. How many times have you found yourself remembering that there are light bulbs scattered throughout the house burned out. That’s right, we can replace all of the light bulbs that have burned out or exploded due to intense magnetic emissions from your angry ghost.  

At ARC Handyman Services we find that we share a good deal with the spirit world. We are like ghosts in a way, as you will never know we were in your home when you hire us. We will leave everything cleaner than we found it, the repairs you had expected, finished correctly and you will not have to worry about mystery issues after we leave; not like that psychic who made jelly come out of the light fixtures. Ghosts, as we all know are in the business of either scaring the pants off of humans, or breaking stuff. They are like the four year olds of paranormal entities, I mean who ever heard of bigfoot hurting anyone? All that poor thing does is run away from cameras, like Justin Bieber. Anyway, if you have a ghost in your home, and it is angry, the best thing you can do is leave it saltwater taffy at midnight on a silver plate and keep the number for ARC Handyman Services handy. We can fix up whatever that angry spirit can tear down so give us a call today!